Eric Wiler Productions
Portland, OR 97062
ph: 503 312-9010
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Hand Book For Hot Witches
(A Field Guide For the Deflowered)
Combine graphic novel with a “how to” guide, add a dash of cook book and a fairy sprinkle of witch spell, wrap it all up with women's herstory and you have the Hand Book For Hot Witches.
Harken back to ancient times when women lead as herbalist healers, nurturers and disciplinarians of the community, flash forward to the green movement of the early 21st century, it’s a girl's guide to the apocalypse… a grown up Girl Scout acknowledging her inherent power of creativity, intuitiveness, and conduit to the spirit realm.
Potions, warlocks, work and family, facing the realities of being a Hot Witch in today's political society, Hand Book For Hot Witches inspire girls to make positive change for humanity by respecting themselves, each other and Mother Earth.
Snagging a hot boyfriend along the way isn’t half bad either… cuz it’s not called (A Field Guide For the Deflowered) for nothing.
Legendary Meat Cake comic creator and Gasoline graphic novelist Dame Darcy "awakens a women's inner wiccan" with her latest graphic creation Hand Book For Hot Witches. www.damedarcy.com
Chapter 1) BEAUTY
*Make a list, “what would I be like if I were beautiful”
* Goddess Freya’s Potion
Freya’ s favorite flowers are Cowslips, (wild peonies) they are also beloved amongst the powerful spirits of the Faeries and are the transmitters of beauty secrets
1. Create an herbal infusion by boiling water over the blossoms
2. When the water cools, strain the blossoms
3. This potion can now be used as a tincture for your face, use with a cotton ball.
4. Use the remainder in a bath; it can be used up to 24 hrs.
*Glitter Make-up
Mix Aloe-Vera with glitter, it’s sticky at first and will easily apply to your eyelids, arms, and cheeks, anywhere! When it wills dries it will adhere it to your skin so you’ll be sparkling all day.
*How To Make Soap
Chapter 2) BODY/HEALTH/EXERCISE
*FIRST AID~ How to always be “On it, like a bonnet.” In any case of emergency
* CPR Cartoon
*Skin Care
*Pimples
Lemon juice, or witch hazel works. So does garlic juice, but hey, the smell?
*Sunburn
Mix oatmeal with room temperature water, make it into a paste and put it on the sunburn. As it dries it takes out the burn and leaves you with a smooth pale complexion. It really worked! I lay in the yard in the chair in the shade with oatmeal all over my face and arms, I fell asleep and the dogs licked it all off.
Chapter #7) LOVE and SEX* Write yourself a love letter
*What does love mean? Commitment? Loyalty? Doing what your support to do? These things are not the meaning of love but merely the coincidence of what happens when you practice true love, which is FUN, everyone loves the one they have fun with and every one loves to feel free. FREEDOM to do what you want, and feel free to love who and how you
want. This all sounds great, but wait a second… What do you want? Look at that love letter you wrote yourself, what does it say? Well tell him so he knows too!
* Spell to get a boyfriend
Do this spell during the waxing moon (when the moon is getting full) this spell combines the fun of doll crafting with a love spell to manifest a boyfriend. Make a doll of yourself, then make a doll of the guy you like (if you have his hair, scrap of clothing, or anything else, this will help make the spell go faster) Or just make a doll of a guy with the qualities you like. Write on a piece of red paper the qualities you want, make sure to list defining things that will let you recognize him, like a favorite color or an astrological sign you prefer.
Fold the spell and put it with the boy doll. Bind them together Tie them together. With a red ribbon for passion a pink ribbon for friendship and a white ribbon for purity. Sleep with them one night and put them in the eastern corner of your room.
* What a soul mate really is
* How to Really Tell the Difference Between a Wolf and a Prince, A True Story of Magic Gemini Twins, and What my Mom said:
* Feng Shui for love, in your bedroom and all over your home for family harmony
Sleep in a bed that has no harsh corners, don’t sleep in a bed with the head next to an electrical outlet so you can get rest, the electrical energy disturbs sleep. In your bedroom décor pair male and female images.
No fighting or death images in the bedroom, no pictures of dead relatives or lost loves in the bedroom either. Do not have the end of your bed face
Portland, OR 97062
ph: 503 312-9010
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